Holy Wr*t!

Misquoting Jesus on Sword Control

Watch out, folks. This one gets political...

Jun 2, 2022

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May 2022

Balaam Is a Terrible Prophet of Doom (Part I)

Being incapable of uttering curses can be a real liability, especially when you're from a family of professional doomsayers...

May 17, 2022

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Abraham Searches for the Promised Land

A beautiful story about finding home...

May 3, 2022

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April 2022

Why We Parody

In Praise of Rewriting Familiar Stories, And the Eight Reasons for Homage

Apr 12, 2022

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March 2022

A Quick Update

An April interlude, and more fiction coming soon...

Mar 31, 2022

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Enoch Walks with God

And Learns Many Lessons Along the Way

Mar 22, 2022

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Ecclesiastes Survives a Mix-Up with Death’s Intern

A rollicking story of otherworldly visitors, mistaken identities, and even the bathroom sink...

Mar 15, 2022

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God Gives an Interview to Explain a Few Things [Avery Corman]

"Giraffes. It was a good thought, but it really didn’t work out. Avocados—on that I made the pit too big..."

Mar 8, 2022

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Moses Loses Half of the Ten Commandments

Hilarity ensues when he gets some help brainstorming new ones...

Mar 1, 2022

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February 2022

Paul is Perplexed by a Mystical Library

The great man of letters is confronted by his readers—and the very nature of truth

Feb 22, 2022

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Why I’m Rewriting the Bible

“Don’t Look Up” is just Noah’s Ark, and Life in Code

Feb 15, 2022

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Elisha Feels Bad about the Bears

Cursing those kids with she-bears might not have been his best idea...

Feb 8, 2022

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